You know there are some days you’dfeel like you have no one, you’d feel like you’re the only one and no one cares about you… and there are somedays you’d feel like you know too many people and too many people that care about you.Just last night I was feeling lost and lonely, I had to saunter round the school looking and hunting for love. But just take a look at me tonight; I am stuck between two choices.
The thought of why both of them wanted to see me one night made me twitchy. The text that’s supposed to make my day suddenly put me in my greatest quandary. What should I do? What can I do? Should I call a friend? Ask the audience (my readers) or 50:50 (share my time and eventually see both of them)?I couldn’t call any of my friends because I’ve not told them about meeting any rich old woman, the onlypeople I’ve told are the people reading this (my splufik readers), so Iasked them what can I do.
Thank you guys for the comments and all, thanks for helping me in time of trouble. I’ll be there for you during your hard times too as long as you share it with me.My Readers said I should go for Mrs. Williams, nobody suggested I should go to Vanessa’s place. So I followed my readers advice, I’m definitely slying Vanessa, she kuku doesn’t have anything new to offer, we’ve done it all and when I say all I mean ALL.I was thinking about all Vanessa and I had done when I remembered the craziest thing we did. Do you want me to tell you about it? Yes / No? Yesyeah? OkIt was on a Sunday, during this time we had already broken up, we were just friends and she has moved on tosome better new things, she got herself a richer and finer dude just 5 days after we broke up (tho she still calls me and cries on the phone saying I Love You but we just can’t be together and all that bullshit, giving me the ‘It’s not you it’s me’ speech…when I told you She’s confused in Episode 2 you thought I was lying, you see now?)So this particular Sunday I had no intention of going to church at all, she called and said we should go to church together. I’ve not gone to church in a long time, so I decided to go with her.
We were in church and service was on, the Pastor was preaching when she whispered in myear “I want to pee and I’m too shy to stand up alone, please let’s go together”You know how silent and immobile everybody is when the sermon is going on, standing up alone could bevery hard, I understood that so I told her “Let’s go” and we left for the Lavatory.
Their Lavatory in the church has one big door leading to the toilets; the doors to the male and female toilet are beside each other. I don’t know what happened or why, the Female Toilet was locked, so she had to enter the Male toilet and luckily for her or us there was no one there.Vanessa and I have been having sex for a while now and we’ve not had one bad sex, so anytime we are alonein an enclosed area, I don’t know whyit happens I just seem to want to fuck her.
So as we entered the Males Toilet, I had a boner and she noticed it.“See you! You’re hard again” that’s what she said immediately she noticed I had a boner. I acted like I didn’t know I was hard ‘oh! Really? But why will I be hard?’ I wasn’t actually expecting a reply, she nodded her head like hmmmmn, I thought she was ignoring the question but Nah. She said “you probably want me to fuck you”.It’s not probably, I really want to… right there but we are in a Lavatory, not just any Lavatory, a Church’s Lavatory, so I didn’t see it happening.
I reminded myself the ‘Keep the Sabbath day Holy’ line.‘You have to pee fast fast and let’s gerrarahere you know you’re in the male lavatory’ I said to her ignoring whatever she said. She entered one of the toilets and peed. It’s like 2minutes and she’s still inside. Why is she taking forever to come out ‘Vanessa, what’s happening?’ discreetly she said please come inside, come help me zip my skirt… ‘Oh, help you zip your skirt? In a toiletwe are alone in? The devil is trying to use you Vanessa, I’m sha coming’ I said teasingly.I was confused when I entered the toilet, the skirt she said I should come help her zip was in her hand, so also is her panties… all I could seewas the hairless heaven in between her thighs saying “Hello Papi” and immediately my dead man rose and was ready to live in it.What’s happening here? Has she planned all these? I was still trying to figure out what was going on, when she said “please be fast joor, let’s do what we want to do and go back to church” What she said bewildered me, I was just static and then she pulled me closer, reached for my trousers, loosened my belt, pushed down my trousers, deep her hand inside my boxers and that’s when I lost it, as at that moment I forgot where I was, I forgot we were in the Lavatory, I forgot it was church I came to, all I had on my mind was to Fuck.She also pulled down my boxers and asked me to sit on the toilet seat, when I heard this I knew history is about to be made again, anytime we fuck on the toilet seat it’s always legendary, yeah that is not the first sex we’d be having in the toilet.I sat down and quickly she sat on mylaps, not facing me, something like the reverse cowgirl and slowly she fixed me inside her, as I was filling her she wanted to moan but someone entered the toilet. I had to cover her mouth with my hand.My bolt was still in her nut, she wasn’t moving, we were waiting for the person that entered the toilet to be done, but the guy was taking forever, so she started going up and down screwing slowly, as I was going deeper in her semi damp tight tunnel of love, she couldn’t contain it,I could tell she really wanted to moan, but she couldn’t, all she could do was bite on the palm I was covering her mouth with. I loved it!She was riding me so slow, she was riding my ‘kondo magic stick’ like a newly bought car; she was riding with so much care and tenderness. I had one hand covering her mouth, the other one on my head; it felt like my head was going to explode when juice from her candy shop was slowly sliding down the thick veins ofmy rock hard candy stick.She kept on riding me slow like there’s a traffic in our sex life till the guy leaves, as soon as we noticed heclosed the door, she changed the gear, she started to ride me faster, she rode me so fast that cover of the toilet seat I was sitting on removed, I removed it and she continued riding…Let me just stop gisting you about the sex. (You can tell me if you’ll like me to continue by commenting, it willhelp in the next episode)We did what we had to do and went back to church. The pastor was still preaching, we didn’t even spend up to 20minutes in the toilet, I thought we spent a lifetime in there.As the Pastor was preaching, we didn’t say a thing; we acted like nothing happened earlier.
Pastor wasabout to round up, so he made altar calls. I knew I did something really bad, my conscience won’t let me sit down, so I stood up, didn’t even know she was going to stand up but she stood up too. We both sinned, sowe went out for altar calls and asked for forgiveness (though later that daywe fucked again)That’s the craziest thing Vanessa and I ever did.Since I’ve made up my mind to see Mrs. Williams, I decided to just chill in bed till she calls.While I was still chilling in bed, I was thinking about what I’d wear, what I’dsay, things we’d discuss about and all that, I have to make her enjoy my company you know. The pressure of wanting to impress her made me feellike a cat on hot bricks, I was feeling uneasy and agitated.I didn’t know how I managed to take a nap with my state of mind. My subconscious tapped me; I felt like I must have missed calls from either Vanessa or Mrs. Williams while I was taking a nap, so I got up and looked for my phone.I saw one missed call and a text message, in my mind I thought Mrs. Williams has sent a message that she won’t be coming again or something. So quickly I checked the message, it was a message from my bank, showing me my account balance #1,367 with #1000 minimum balance, that means I have #367 in my account. The message gave me more reason to choose to see Mrs. Williams instead of Vanessa, I need money.I checked the missed call too and it was from one of these numbers MTNcalls with. I hissed and dropped the phone.It was getting late already, Mrs. Williams hasn’t called or texted even Vanessa sef, she did not call. What’s happening? I don’t want to call Mrs. Williams, I can’t call her, I just can’t, I don’t want to be a disturbance and I don’t want to be pushy too. Let me just keep calm and wait for my potential Cougar to call me.I was keeping calm and waiting whenVanessa called me “Hey Baby, you should start coming now, my roommates are out already” She sounded so excited I could tell she really has big plans for the night, she didn’t even wait for me to talk when she added “hope you’ve not eaten cause I want you to come Hungry and Horny”.Hearing this almost scattered my system, I almost forgot about forgot about Mrs. Williams but then I remembered my account balance and how bad I need money, I had to tell her. ‘Vanessa, I’m sorry, I have to see someone tonight, I might come later sha’ since she’s not my girlfriend telling her I want to see someone else wasn’t hard for me. When she heard that she kept mute for few seconds…
I knew I killed the fire burning in her.She went from being excited to beingcold real quick and she decided to goall emotional on me “you know you love doing this a lot, you love choosing other girls over me, is it because you know I’ll always come back to you? I planned to make you happy and have a nice time with you today, now you’re telling me you want to see someone else and I know you know I’ve missed you, do you even know I paid my friends to go out so that you and I can have a nice time but it’s fine go and see whoever you want to see, I hope she fucks you better than me, I hope she cooks you something better, I hope you have more fun with her”.I was touched when I heard all these,never knew she could really go to theextent of paying for her friends outing so we could have time to talk and all that, never knew she could even talk all that emotional shii with me again. Not seeing her that night would be really bad, so I said, ‘Common Vanessa, I was only fucking with you, I’d be on my way now’. She said “you better be kidding cause I’d kill you if you don’t come”. Ilaughed and ended the call.I was getting ready, preparing for another night with Vanessa when myphone rang.**ghen ghen**Who’s the caller!? You’ll get to know inEpisode 4!
EPISODE 4
I’m not about to write the lyrics of Lagos Boys for you, that’s my ringtone. My phone rang louder than it used to, I guess it was cause of thesituation I found myself, I was scaredto pick up and check who was callingme, I’ve never been that scared to pick up my phone before.
Before I picked it up, I prayed to God‘Lord please save me from tonight’s dilemma, don’t let Mrs. Williams call me till I’m done with Vanessa’I picked up the phone to see the caller, I was greatly relieved when I saw who was calling me and I cracked a smile. ‘Hello Mum, how areyou?’She must have sensed a mixture of anxiety and relieve in my voice. She said “I’m fine dear, what’s happening,you sound somehow” What’s really happening? How do I explain the situation I was to my mum?So I just told her, ‘I have two tests tomorrow, I’ve been reading one before and I’ve not read the other oneat all’ I spoke in parable, the one I’ve been reading before is Vanessa, the one I’ve not read before is Mrs. Williams. You get?“Why haven’t you read the other one before? What have you been doing with your time? Make sure you start reading the one you’ve not read before and read the other one later” that’s what she advised me to do.
To me, she said see Mrs. Williams tonight and see Vanessa later. We talked about some other things and ended the call.Mrs. Williams is still yet to call; I’ll just go and see Vanessa jare I’d excuse myself when Mrs. Williams calls.So I wore my cloth and left for Vanessa’s place. Before getting to her place she called like three times, she wanted to make sure I was really on my way. I noticed something was different in Vanessa that night, she was talking like she was extra horny, she was talking like she has a surprise for me, she was talking like we will do some new things and to Vanessa and I nothing is new… we’vedone it all.‘Wassup Baby, I’m outside’ normally she’d come outside to take me in, butshe said “Baby please I can’t come outside right now… come inside; I’m in my room… waiting for you”. I was wondering why she couldn’t come outside, what’s happening inside? What’s this girl planning now…? I wasa bit tensed.*knock knock* She didn’t even ask who was there; she came and opened the door. I knew why she couldn’t come outside when I saw her, she was in one of the shirts I gave her, she had no panties on, all she had on was the shirt.I was still at the door, staring at her like I’ve never seen her before, I cracked a fat immediately I saw her. She pulled me in and gave me one of those I’ve missed your D hug type of hug, you know those type of hug yeah.
The type of hug that the babe will make sure your clam digger feelsher clam. This hug lasted for a long time; it was beginning to feel like I have penetrated already, since she was not wearing anything.Finally, she let go of me and said “Oh God I’ve missed you so much, I’d have killed you if you didn’t come, I told you to come hungry, hope you’venot eaten”‘No, I’ve not…’ I wasn’t really flowing; Iwasn’t really talking maybe because Mrs. Williams hasn’t called.
She didn’t even seem bothered about that, she was just happy I was there.“Do you want me to bring your food now or later?” She was talking to me like a Wife trying to please her husband; she was acting like she’d need me to do her a favor later.‘You can bring it now, I’m quite hungry sef’.
She went to bring the food, it was a sumptuous meal.She was seated directly opposite me with her legs wide opened while I was eating, I guess she did it on purpose; as I looked her side, the heaven in between her thighs winkedat me. I could tell all she was waiting for was for me to finish eating.“Baby there’s something I want to tellyou” Ok, she wants to tell me something, this should explain why she’s been acting like this; this should explain why she really wantedto see me tonight.‘So what’s it you want to tell me’ she looked at me, smiled and licked her lips, the smile really confused me. What’s happening here? ‘talk joor, what do you want to tell me’She started by asking if I know one ofher friends called Lola, of course I know her.
Lola has the shape a man can die for, I’m sure even the Pope would stare twice if he sees her ass. So tell me how I won’t know that typeof babe. I’ve always been wishing to get down with her but I’ve never made the move because of Vanessa. I asked her, ‘wassup with Lola?’“I was gisting my friends one day likethat about our sexual exploits, I was just gisting them about how naughty we used to be together” so she was gisting her friends about how we used to fuck, it’s alright… I was sha looking at her, waiting for her to land.So she continued…“I gisted them about how you gave me my best sex ever, I was gisting them about how sweet you are, later that day Lola came to ask me if she could have your number, but I didn’t give her” when she said she didn’t give her my number my face changed and I gave her that ‘you donfuck up’ face, I didn’t even know when I asked why she didn’t give her my number.She said “Because I’m not done with you yet?” hearing that made me look at her like “are you alright? you’re not done with me and you broke up with me” and I even feel we were done with each other. She continued with the gist…“There’s something you’ve always wanted us to do, but I couldn’t agree to it because I was too jealous and I didn’t want to share you with anybody” I was trying to figure out what she was talking about, what could it be?‘Why don’t you tell me what that is? I can’t think right now’ I was done eating by this time, so she stood up and came to sit so close beside me, she rested her head on my shoulder, and she started rubbing her hand on my chest, whispering to my ears.“Baby it’s something you said you’ve never done before and I’ll like you to do it with me first” this is getting interesting, something I’ve never done before?‘Common Baby, just say it’ I really wanted to know what it was. She decided to tease me a little, “kiss me before I tell you” sheybi it’s just to kiss, immediately I reached for her lips and tenderly I kissed her.She loved it, few seconds after kissing her, her eyes were still closed…I tapped her likecome back to life jhur, Baby say it jhur. She asked if I like her friend, Lola“Do you like Lola?”‘She’s a fine girl with a fine ass na, soyes I like her’“Can I call her to join us tonight?”Join us tonight for what? What are we doing tonight sef? Wait! Wait!! Wait!!! Is she asking me if we could have a threesome? As this question popped in my mind my heart began to produce some Uhuru kind of beat, it will beat slowly for a while then later change gear and beat faster.
Is today the day I’ve dreaded all my life?I wanted to be sure it’s what I was thinking so I asked‘Are you asking me if we could have athreesome tonight?’What was her reply? Could that be the big plan she had for the night? You’ll get to know in the next Episode!
EPISODE 5 COMING SOON. . .. ..
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