relationship if you are or about to get into a
relationship with a shorter lady.
[1] Everything she does is cute and adorable, but
do not tell her she’s cute or adorable. She wants
to be a s3-xy goddess, not “cute.” This means
she wants you to make her feel like she’s Gisele
even though she’s tiny.
[2] Also “TINY” is not a cute pet name. Call her
babe, baby, bae — whatever. But do not call her
tiny, shorty or small for that matter (unless
you’ve cleared it with her and she’s down with
that nickname).
[3] Please don’t ask to pick or carry her up. She
isn’t a puppy or a baby. She wants to know you
respect her. If she wants you to pick her up,
she’ll most likely run and jump on you like she’s
re enacting a scene from Hollywood movie The
[4] Though She doesn’t discriminate against
shorter guys, but she has her eye on tall men
maybe that was why she prefered you to that
short dude. Why? She wants to give her kids a
shot at being tall one day, and in her dreams, her
5-foot-2 self + your 6-foot-3 self = a 5-foot-9
daughter/son.
[5] One important point I've come to realize is
that What she lacks in height, she makes up for
in personality. There’s a good chance your petite
new love interest is a “firecracker,” as some say,
which will make you love her even more.
[6] You’ll most likely have to bend down or at
least strain your neck every time you want to
kiss her. But it will be so worth the crick in your
neck that you’ll probably get once in a while...
And remember she will also have to leap ova to
kiss you too.
[7] Never for any reason underestimate her. She
might be small in size but I can bet she’s
probably tougher than you... ask me?
[8] Don’t rest your arm on top of her head. It
makes her feel like her neck is going to break
(note: It was made to support the weight of her
pretty little head only, possibly along with a
motorcycle helmet) If you’re that kind of guy,
your arm on her head makes her look like your
kid sister, not your lover.
[9] She likes being little. Don’t make it sound like
a bad thing. After all, she can wear the highest
heels without looking ridiculous, which she knows
makes her tall friends jealous.
[10] If you keep things where she can’t reach
them, she will always make you get them for her
everytime. So please don’t put her poo on a high
shelf... except.
[11] She will always be in high heels, so don’t
expect to be able to walk to dinner. And if you
do want a romantic night of walking around town,
let her know in advance so girlfriend can at least
wear a wedge.
[12] She is really good at crawling into small
places, like the window of your apartment that
you’re locked out of. So, on the off chance that
you left your window open, she’s got this and
you’ll be chilling on your couch in no time.
[13] Hold her hand. Always. It’s actually pretty
scary to be lost in a crowd of people taller than
you, so hang on tight and don’t let go of her.
[14] Any time she wants to tell you something in
your ear, be prepared to bend down to her level.
Unless of course you’re sitting down. Then it’s
much easier to communicate.
[15] Unlike the tall girl you last dated, you can
put her in almost any position you want when
you’re fooling around. Think Cirque de Soleil-like
positions like these. Yes, this could be your best
reality.
[16] When you meet her IRL, she doesn’t need to
be reminded that she’s tiny. She knows how
petite she is, but just because you might be
seeing her/learning this information for the first
time doesn’t mean you need to voice it. So, when
you do finally meet her on your first date, do NOT
tell her that she looks so much taller in her
Instagram photos. Because that, my friend, is a
backhanded compliment.
[17] She makes one hell of a little spoon, very
stubborn. But She’ll be the yin to your yang and
all will be right in your world.
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