Comparing Football Clubs With Nigerian Institutions - It's Fun, Check it out!

If FOOTBALL were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then:

Arsenal = Uniben: where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.

Manchester City=IGBINEDION: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in dere primary assignment.


Liverpool = UNILAG: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

Manchester Utd = UNILORIN: where students don't perform well in class except dere final exams and achieve good results.

Chelsea = OSU where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, d government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.

R.Madrid = UI where students think dey perform best and keep beefing d best students of other schools.
Finally,

Barcelona = KSUSTA where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve d best result in the whole country.

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